The awards just keep on coming — no breaks for the Twotties! The third award has again been funded by big daddy Google*, and it goes to a LiveJournal appropriately titled Caesura (Runners-up: Binomial Marketing Experiment, Yarr!). I never got the hang of LJs, so mimicking the tone of one is a challenge; but there’s no stopping this day’s…
Twot It!: Caesura
Sheâ€™s called me a â€˜bastardâ€™, a â€˜fucking bastardâ€™, and â€˜psycho bastardâ€™. Last night was bummer â€“ she called me a sissy! I mean, itâ€™s not manly at all. What did I do to deserve this? My reaction to a rude eulogy Patti wrote for an anime character? Come on! Anime characters are human beings, too!
But itâ€™s all right; I got to finish ALL the episodes of Naruto last night! (3 AM! w00t! (^_^)) She told me, Dino, get a life! then called me a sissy again. Whatâ€™s up with that? As if she isnâ€™t wasting her whole life with her blog. At least, I only post once per day.
Gah. Sissy. Sissy! Itâ€™s making me mad. Excuse me while I calm down for a minute. I need it.
Nevertheless, Patti still loves me. I donâ€™t know, I just feel it. Damn girl made me drink some love concoction, yes, maybe thatâ€™s it. Sheâ€™d turn to a lion just after being a dove, but Iâ€™d rather have the good with the bad than no good and all bad.
Iâ€™d like to not forgive her for insulting Aizen â€“ damn, I love that character! â€“ but an atheist like me can be a moralist, unlike the opinion breathed from others’ minds. Iâ€™d forgive her, just to spite these people.
Or maybe, just maybe, Iâ€™m really a sissy after all.
There. Got to stop writing now. The Companyâ€™s been
askingrequiring us to work overtime recently, what with the new products and upgrades. Ciao!
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